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Dad Freaks Out After Finding 'Disgusting Toy' In Daughter's Room, Hilarious Texts Follow

Dad Freaks Out After Finding 'Disgusting Toy' In Daughter's Room, Hilarious Texts Follow

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Updated Oct. 31 2018, 5:19 p.m. ET

Source: twitter

If there was a way to convert awkward conversation into a form of energy, then we could probably power the entire world for a thousand years from harvesting the essence of one sex talk between a daughter and her dad.

Even more awkward is when the "sex talk" is about pleasuring yourself.

And even more awkward than that is when the conversation was a complete misunderstanding. Because then, there's nothing to learn from it. No new horizons have been expanded. It was just a human error that made everyone feel weird and uncomfortable. Which is exactly what happened with Twitter user, Emily, when her father went into her room and found a power bank.

this was so awkward omg my dad really assumed the worst pic.twitter.com/Dr4hmCITq5

— emily (@__emmiilly) November 26, 2017

The problem is, he mistook the portable battery for a vibrator. (Don't you hate when that happens?)

I know, I know. What's even worse is that he texted her about it. (Don't you really hate when that happens?)

Source: twitter
Source: twitter

People had so many questions, like, for one, did Dad ever find the precious chapstick that led him to this accidentally horrifying, but not really all that horrifying, discovery?

Did he find the chapstick?

— Mario (@HentaiLovesMe) November 27, 2017

Yeah. Came home and it was gone

— emily (@__emmiilly) November 27, 2017

Others wanted to know why her dad wanted to use her chapstick in the first place. Like, didn't he have his own? Or does his daughter invest in the really, really good stuff?

ew why would he use his daughters chapstick anyway lol

— cal (@CJayClay) November 27, 2017

To which Emily responded appropriately.

Bc my dad raised me to be a sharing ass bish. Who cares lol

— emily (@__emmiilly) November 28, 2017

But back to the topic at hand: personal pleasure devices. Twitter had a lot of opinions on them and whether or not it was gross her dad even brought the subject up to his daughter.

If your dad thinks you’re never going to masturbate then he’s kind of naive

— Stef Sanjati (@stefsanjati) November 28, 2017

That’s a sadly unhealthy view of your child and their sex life im sry bb you shouldn’t have to deal with that

— Madison Lawrence (@madisonlawrence) November 28, 2017

Weird he still picked it up to take the picture

— tom (@tommywalpole16) November 27, 2017

Other people thought his story just didn't add up. Why would he go scrounging through her room in the first place looking for lip balm one second, and then turn around and say that she was leaving her "toy" out in the open?

If he had to go through her stuff to find that, how exactly did she leave it lying around?

— Danny Cullington (@DannyCully95) November 27, 2017

While others thought the entire conversation was fabricated.

pic.twitter.com/edyb4d1rPu

— Ste (@whu_tweets) November 27, 2017

Other people started sharing their own embarrassing accidental "toy" discovery stories.

LMAO RIP ME pic.twitter.com/u1XjcT6wv2

— the finesse kid (@thugswagfly) May 11, 2016

There was also confusion as to why in the heck dad would think she ordered her vibrator from Spencer's of all places.

Wait .. where do you live that they still have a Spencer’s ? pic.twitter.com/uDeIlmTeuN

— Murdock ( Steelers 9-2 ) 🤷🏽‍♂️ (@murdock1449) November 29, 2017

It wasn't long before people started clamoring for her mom's opinion in the matter. As if the conversation wasn't awkward enough.

Please tell ur mom i need her reaction

— .-. .. -.-. --- (@ricoimam) November 27, 2017

Sorry but I think this is the cutest thing ever. “Don’t tell ur mom” awwww. Poor dad 😂😂😂😂

— black 4 no reason (@AdoreJosiah) November 27, 2017

If you follow  the thread, there were tons of people who were arguing back and forth whether or not it was normal for parents to discuss self-pleasure with their kids. Of course, as healthy adults, there shouldn't be any topic that is off the table. If you want to discuss things calmly and logically, then what's stopping you from doing so?

On the other hand though, it involves talking about your naughty bits with you parents which is gross. Yuck, shiver, shudder, get away from me with that.

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