Chrissy Teigen Roasts List Of Popular Baby Names — And We Have to Agree
By Aimee LutkinUpdated Nov. 18 2019, 2:13 p.m. ET
Chrissy Teigen is shopping for baby names again, and like many expectant mothers before her, she has unwisely turned to the Internet for answers. Teigen shared a list of unisex baby names that sound like an ingredient list for potpourri. She doesn't seem happy with the options:
Jesus Christ my baby will have no name pic.twitter.com/3YChPgCMgp
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 30, 2017Some of these names are cute, but their cumulative effect is bad. Did someone just wander through the woods and point at things they saw? That's one way to choose a human's name, I guess, but you might end up with a family of Stumps and Brushfires. At least this list provided joke material for everyone.
The potheads:
420 Blaze It sounds good to me
— Raegan McKenzie♥ (@Raegarific) December 30, 2017The punheads and How I Met Your Mother fans:
Name your kid "Erry" for all of the countless times their last name will come first....
— Adriana (@PrivateCaboosey) December 30, 2017Legend, Ary pic.twitter.com/4vKx5i27k1
— Angie, Rising From the Ashes 🔥🦅🔥 (@anglib78) December 30, 2017Middle name wait for it
— jordan our thicc sisters E&G (@sunsetdol) December 30, 2017And folks who can't see the forest for the baby names:
this is literally a list of trees
— allie G (@alliegxrza) December 30, 2017Name your child after a forest. Go on, pick any tree. 🙃
— Tristina Wright (@TristinaWright) December 30, 2017Maple
— Made The Chad Mad (@RonClandon) December 30, 2017Sequoia
— j a y d e n♎ (@jaydenmalakii) December 30, 2017If you don’t name it Cedar you might as well not even have it
— aidan alexander (@aidan) December 30, 2017But the best responses are from the weirdoes who seem to sincerely think Chrissy Teigen will take their suggestions for the name of her unborn child seriously. Which is obviously naïve, but also sort of sweet and endearing, so much so that we won't mock it any more than we have because isn't that just so nice?! It's nice to see people being sincere and helpful on the Internet, isn't it?!
I think you should go with Liz or Elizabeth? 😉
— Patriot Butterfly (@MAGA_butterfly) January 4, 2018Maris is a great name. Just saying.
— Jamie Keil (@Jamos00) December 30, 2017What about a nice Welsh name. Eleri, Carew, Seren (means star) or Romney.
— CRYSTAL (@CRYSTALXPOPE) December 30, 2017This is a heavy responsibility; it is for every parent, really. It's crazy to think about the fact that when you pour over baby names, you're making a decision that will affect another human every day for the rest of lives. And it's probably extra stressful if you're Chrissy Teigen, and people think they're entitled to opinions about your life. Not to mention, with a last name like "Legend" (alright, find it's technical "Stephens" but we can assure that, publicly, no one is calling the kid anything but Legend...). Where were we? Right, with a name like "Legend," you really need a strong first name. Destiny?
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